The Madam

It's Sunday and Barry is telling us that he met this girl at church and she is a "Registered Madam" in the State of Florida. {BIG GIANT FRANTICALLY WAVING RED FLAG}
EXCUSE ME! A REGISTERED MADAM IN FLORIDA? Where PROSTITUTION in ILLEGAL!!!! I don't think so.
She wants him to drive a limo for her. Yea right. The Bouncer rides in front with him. He'll make 1G a week, under the table. How he has to get some security licenses and she's going to pay for them. Then he say's that she can help me too. I said "No way. I will not have anything to do with an escort service. I won't risk my security clearance!"

Then he tells us she has to have a prescription for special condoms for the girls and how they have to be checked every 3 months for VD and AIDS.  It's the law. BULL SHIT! Maybe in Nevada, but not here in Florida where all forms of Prostitution are illegal..


Then he comes in on Wednesday and tell us that he had dinner with the Madam and her girls and how he pulled the chair out for each of them. And how they said that is the politest man. I guess they didn't look at his chewed to the bone fingernails {gaging}. Oh, and how the Bouncer eats on the porch.
[What Movie is that From? The scene is so familiar. I don't think it was the Best Little Whore House in Texas, or Night Shift.]


Then he starts telling Mom how the Madam will be giving her a check weekly for her to deposit to Mom's account and Mom will give the cash to Barry. Can you say Money Laundering!!!!  I warned Mom, ANY involvement with this will mean the instant vaporization of me in her life.

Oh, come to find out, she lives way out in the boonies. Barry's truck broke down Friday afternoon and he missed a chance to make 1G by taking a Girl to Tampa in the Limo and then Picking her Up in the morning. [What flipping movie is this from???!!!]