You must have a guilty conscience or something. Just why in the world can't you ever tell the truth.
I've never known you to drink. Maybe an occasional beer when you were young, but you never liked the stuff. Then I hear that you told someone that you don't drink because you were an alcoholic. What an F'ing farce. I corrected them and told them you never drank that I know of ('cept for an occasional beer when you were younger.) What do you get out of telling a lie like that? Maybe it's so you can use it for an excuse for calling anyone that drinks an alcoholic? Or Sympathy? But that's just beyond sick.
And that thing with the Broken finger. Get rid of that crap, you've had that metal finger splint since you were in High school first-aid class (and you probably stole it too). R*** doesn't even want you in his house because of the way you act. And every time you show up there you have that metal finger splint on? Just how many times can you break the same finger. What, are you sitting down real hard while you have it shoved up your Butt or something?
Let me tell you what a lie is. It's a Falsehood, Misrepresentation, Omission, Purposeful Misstatement, Re arranging the facts, Taking something out of context; all stuff you constantly do.
A perfect example of what you do is the thing over your electric and water bills: You asked me on Wednesday if they came and I said "no they haven't, they'll probably be here on Friday." I called you Thursday and told you the water bill was here and you said You'd be down in a little bit to get it. You never came. Then on Friday the electric bill came and I called you and told you it was here. Then on Saturday Mom calls you and tells you the bills are here. On Sunday she calls you and leaves you a nasty message about them. (which I don't quite understand because they aren't due till next month) Then you call her and tell her that I said they weren't in yet. Can't you see that is a lie because even though I said those words, on Wednesday and you neglected to say that, or that I had informed you that they were here on Friday. You Misrepresented, Omitted fact, and purposefully misstated information. You LIED!!!
I've never known you to drink. Maybe an occasional beer when you were young, but you never liked the stuff. Then I hear that you told someone that you don't drink because you were an alcoholic. What an F'ing farce. I corrected them and told them you never drank that I know of ('cept for an occasional beer when you were younger.) What do you get out of telling a lie like that? Maybe it's so you can use it for an excuse for calling anyone that drinks an alcoholic? Or Sympathy? But that's just beyond sick.
And that thing with the Broken finger. Get rid of that crap, you've had that metal finger splint since you were in High school first-aid class (and you probably stole it too). R*** doesn't even want you in his house because of the way you act. And every time you show up there you have that metal finger splint on? Just how many times can you break the same finger. What, are you sitting down real hard while you have it shoved up your Butt or something?
Let me tell you what a lie is. It's a Falsehood, Misrepresentation, Omission, Purposeful Misstatement, Re arranging the facts, Taking something out of context; all stuff you constantly do.
A perfect example of what you do is the thing over your electric and water bills: You asked me on Wednesday if they came and I said "no they haven't, they'll probably be here on Friday." I called you Thursday and told you the water bill was here and you said You'd be down in a little bit to get it. You never came. Then on Friday the electric bill came and I called you and told you it was here. Then on Saturday Mom calls you and tells you the bills are here. On Sunday she calls you and leaves you a nasty message about them. (which I don't quite understand because they aren't due till next month) Then you call her and tell her that I said they weren't in yet. Can't you see that is a lie because even though I said those words, on Wednesday and you neglected to say that, or that I had informed you that they were here on Friday. You Misrepresented, Omitted fact, and purposefully misstated information. You LIED!!!
